Stories Archive by Month - September

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Jennifer Thompson Business Hq Gobsmaked By Nude Photo Exposure

Jennifer Thompson Business Hq Gobsmaked By Nude Photo Exposure

Local business woman Jennifer Thompson was gobsmacked today when shown explicit nude photographs of herself on a rival website. "Wot a fu*ckin' cheek", yowled Juicy Jenny today. "Suckin Suzy's gone and posted a photo of

 The Spoof
Added: 07 September 2010
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Wayne Rooney And Tiger Woods - Two Great Minds Thinking Alike

At first glance, footballer Wayne Rooney and golfer Tiger Woods may not seem to have that much in common, but their recent excursions into the dark and gloomy world of prostitution show that the old

 The Spoof
Added: 07 September 2010
Wayne Rooney Joins Roman Polanski In Switzerland For Degenerate Bender

Wayne Rooney Joins Roman Polanski In Switzerland For Degenerate Bender

England boss Fabio Capello says Wayne Rooney will play in Tuesday's Euro 2012 qualifier in Switzerland, despite allegations about his private life. In the mean time, it is rumoured that Roman Polanski will be putting the

 The Spoof
Added: 07 September 2010
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"Next Cue Card, Cholo!" Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has Stroke During Debate; Not Really Ready For This "'Remembering Important Things' Thing."

Supporters of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer are saddened this morning over reports that she actually suffered a series of debilitating strokes during the Gubernatorial debate yesterday. "It was obvious that she was in a lot of

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Iceland Victorious Over Japan

The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders

 The Spoof
Added: 06 September 2010
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Sex Videos: Today's Way To Get To The Top!

The 19-year-old daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, Montana, had apparently decided that a sex video was just the thing to get you enough notice that you would get offers from top movie producers and companies. But

 The Spoof
Added: 06 September 2010
Katie Price Spotted Clubbing With George Linekar

Katie Price Spotted Clubbing With George Linekar

Alex Reid, cage-fighting husband of Katie Price, aka Katie Reid, aka Jordan, is said to be furious at pictures released today of his wife, looking decidedly worse for wear, leaving the popular night-spot Mahiki arm

Large Naked Pedophile Celebrates Release of Roman Polanski At Chuck E. Cheese

Large Naked Pedophile Celebrates Release of Roman Polanski At Chuck E. Cheese

BEAVERTON, OREGON – Rod Sterling has been the assistant manager of Beaverton’s Chuck E. Cheese restaurant for eleven years. He’s had to deal with surly children, spilled drinks and crying toddlers. He’s helped burp babies,

 The Daily Rash
Added: 06 September 2010


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