Stories Archive by Month - September
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Ashton Kutcher Claims He Is No Jesse James
Ashton Kutcher is going after a well-known tabloid paper for reporting that he was seen in a restaurant kissing another woman. Kutcher, according to Kutcher, is happily married to Demi Lovato, uhm Moore.
But photos show
Prostitute Jennifer Thompson Investigated For Benefit Fraud
Jennifer (Juicy Jeni) Thompson, the £1200 a night prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney sex-scandal, is reportedly under investigation for both benefit fraud and income tax evasion.
Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper and opportunist
Lesbian Satanists Suspected In Sussex Golf Course Murder
Sussex - (OMG! Mess): An unidentifiable, bady burnt body was discovered today between the 17th and 18th holes at the Dyke Golf Club, Devil's Dyke Road, Brighton.
Police say the corpse had been chopped up a
Party Goers Said To Include "Amy Winehouse" Trash 10 Downing St, Nick Clegg Goes Into Hiding
It has been revealed today that while David Cameron has been on paternity leave deputy prime minister Nick Clegg hosted a party at 10 Downing Street that got totally out of control resulting in
An Open Letter To Theo Paphitis (based On A True Story)
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Perfectly Good Eggs Hurled At Tony Blair At Book Signing
Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
Coleen Mcloughlin Leaves Wayne Rooney For ... Me
I can reveal that £100,000-a-week Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney is furious that his childhood sweetheart and girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin has left him for me. Coleen is fed up with Rooney's lying and cheating and
George Michael - "I'm Not Gay, I Was Just Stoned"
George Michael has admitted that despite previous claims, he is actually NOT gay and has in fact just been stoned for 10 years.
Asked if he was certain - given his track record of overt
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