Stories Archive by Month - September

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American Tourist  Linked To Earthquake In New Zealand

American Tourist Linked To Earthquake In New Zealand

The mystery of yesterdays 7.1 earthquake that took place in New Zealand's south island has been solved. The extreme sport capitol of the world was hit by an enormous 7.1 earthquake yesterday and it

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
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Justin Bieber: I'll Marry Kim Kardashian In Two Years!

The past few weeks have seen 16-year-old Justin Bieber and 29-year-old Kim Kardashian cavorting in the Bahamas photo shoot that shows Kardashian in a see-through outfit. You've probably seen some of the pics already but a

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
Mi6 Codebreaker Cops Hunt Missing Russian Spy Ring Bagman Christopher Metsos

Mi6 Codebreaker Cops Hunt Missing Russian Spy Ring Bagman Christopher Metsos

London - (Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was missing Russian spy ring bagman Christopher Metsos using an Alderney Street rubbish recycling bin as a secret dead letter drop? "We just don't know," London cops said today

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
Lemon Press Student Media Awards Judging Lunch

Lemon Press Student Media Awards Judging Lunch

Follow our judges’ live updates over the next few hours as they stuff themselves with pheasant tiramisu, pea & beachwood puree and kestrel surprise, all washed down with gallons of socialist champagne. Oh and they’re also

 The Lemon Press
Added: 05 September 2010
Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
The X-factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

The X-factor - "Worst Audition In History" Ends With A Smack In The Face

Having been described as "the worst audition in the history of the X-Factor" by judge, Simon Cowbell, leery teen, Abbey Johnson punched her one time best friend Lisa Parker in the face. Putting the icing

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Miley Cyrus Let's It All Hang Out!

Saying that she is tired of being treated like a child, Miley Cyrus began dancing at a private party last night and stripped down to her bra and a thong, according to those who were

 The Spoof
Added: 05 September 2010
Zardari Finds Time In Schedule To Visit Flood-ravaged Pakistan

Zardari Finds Time In Schedule To Visit Flood-ravaged Pakistan

Pakistan's President Asif Ali Zardari has reluctantly returned to his homeland after facing a tide of international criticism for being out of the country during the flood crisis. As the disaster has unfolded, with heavy monsoon

 The Lemon Press
Added: 05 September 2010


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