Stories Archive by Month - September
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Cameron Announces New €˜attention Diversion' Policy On Budget Cuts
Following news this week that the Prime Minister has ordered Cabinet members to focus on the concept of 'people power' in interviews and statements, Mr Cameron has since gone a stage further, outlining and showcasing
Shocking Ufo Secret Turns President's Hair Gray
Washington DC-- An incredible secret about UFOs is putting a terrible burden on the president, according to top aides. Mr. Obama was briefed about the existence of flying saucers during a White House briefing
Thousands of A Grade Students To Be Denied Opportunity To Drink Away Three Years of Their Lives
Shocking reports this week have suggested that with more university applicants than ever before, scores of talented, hard-working young men and women will be denied the chance to squander money on alcohol and takeaways, thereby
Lindsay Lohan Admits That She Has Fallen In Love With Her "Machete" Co-star Danny Trejo
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan was sitting in her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills talking about the fantastic time she had filming the superhero satire/parody Machete.
She said that it was great to get to
Paris Hilton Attacks Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is suffering from severe burns to her face and chest after Paris Hilton allegedly threw a powerful acid at her face, Teen Girl magazine reports.
Authorities said Selena Gomez, was getting out of her
Wayne Rooney Blames Hay Fever For Dalliances With Prostitutes
Insiders say that Wayne Rooney has been left with little option other than to consort with prostitutes and ladies of the night in order to alleviate severe symptoms of hay fever.
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Twittertweenies Control Big Brother 11 - Condem Coalition Can Learn From Teamteenager
As Big Brother exits the house for the last time ever a phenomenon in organised block voting should be recognised.
This story is so explosive that it must be handed over to Skoob Entertainment
Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says He'll Yell At Brandy But Promises He Will Not Hit Her
HOLLYWOOD - The Russian born Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" on the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars says that he is really looking forward to
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