Stories Archive by Month - September

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"It's Not My God-damned Fault!" - Gw Bush

"It's Not My God-damned Fault!" - Gw Bush

WASHINGTON, DC, 9/16/07: A very visibly irritated President GW Bush lashed out at reporters who questioned him closely on Iraq today. 'Lookit!' he almost shouted. 'Listen, it's not my God-damned fault! I listened to the

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
President To Divorce Laura - To Marry Ann Coulter

President To Divorce Laura - To Marry Ann Coulter

Washington, DC, Administration Archiver: President Bush set a presidential milestone today by announcing that he is divorcing Laura (nee Welch) Bush 'in the very near future'. If the divorce becomes finalized in time, George W.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
Japan Launches $2 Billion Into Space

Japan Launches $2 Billion Into Space

Japan has joined the United Sates, Russia, China and India by launching a $2 billion dollar probe toward the moon, which has already proven to be nothing more than a worthless rock.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
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Bible Vs Koran = End of Mankind

Editorial> The frightening fact is that this 'war' is not a a war against terrorism, or a war against the Taliban,... or a

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 September 2007
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Notre Dame 0-3 As Luck Runs Out For Touchdown Jesus

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
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Al Quaida Plans New Family of Swmds

High placed sources in the Bush administration, speaking anonymously, have reported that intelligence communities have intercepted a top secret memorandum revealing plans by Al-Qaeda to develop a whole new family of SWMDs (silly weapons of

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
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Fox News Explains Gayness And Lesbianism

NEW YORK -- On Geraldo Rivera's FOX News' program, At Large, television personalities Laurie Dhue and "Dr." Victoria Zdrok explained homosexual behavior. At 3:11 - after Geraldo's groundbreaking story about how the inside

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Postsecret Site Shut Down Over National Security

Washington, DC (UPSI) - Thousands of fans worldwide were stunned to find today that the popular ongoing artistic experimental website PostSecret had been shut down overnight and replaced by

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 September 2007


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