Stories Archive by Month - September

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Portuguese Cops Think Clinton Behind Mccann Pr

Portuguese Cops Think Clinton Behind Mccann Pr

Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
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Oj Simpson Arrested; Releases "If I Did It, Again. The Revised Edition"

OJ Simpson is behind bars today in A Las Vegas jail having been arrested over night for armed robbery. OJ was in Las Vegas on a book tour to hype his

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 September 2007
New Drug Hits The Streets

New Drug Hits The Streets

After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2007
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New England School Encourages Its Fat Little Kids...to Be Fat

Attleboro, Mass.-- I recently heard that the Willett School in Attleboro, Massachusetts had banned tag and other physical activities during recess as the children might get hurt. In

Hell, I Bribed Them All!" - Corrupt Bastard #2

Hell, I Bribed Them All!" - Corrupt Bastard #2

Anchorage, AK: Convicted Corrupt Bastard Rick Smith, former second-in-command of the infamous VECO oil services company testified in court today. In the ongoing trial of former state representative Pete Kott. Smith was asked a series

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2007
Dead President Kept 'Alive' By Handlers

Dead President Kept 'Alive' By Handlers

Walter Reed Army Hospital, Washington, DC: Medical specialists say a scientific breakthrough was achieved by the Republican Party handlers and enablers when they proved they were able to keep a dead president 'seemingly alive and

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2007
New England Patriots Apologize For Spying In Nfl Game

New England Patriots Apologize For Spying In Nfl Game

The New England Patriots apologized for spying on the signal calling against the New York Jets in a recent NFL game. Head coach Bill Belicheck said that it was an unprofessional and unsportsmanlike conduct and

 The Spoof
Added: 16 September 2007
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Retro-nose: Oj Simpson’s Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him

The shocking news that O.J. Simpson is going public with a book and interview about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995, has drawn scorn and



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