Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Mess): Portuguese investigators think Bill Clinton may have had a hand behind Kate McCann's decision to propel her husband into the huge publicity campaign that made them the focus of attention
After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.
Attleboro, Mass.-- I recently heard that the Willett School in Attleboro, Massachusetts had banned tag and other physical activities during recess as the children might get hurt.
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Anchorage, AK: Convicted Corrupt Bastard Rick Smith, former second-in-command of the infamous VECO oil services company testified in court today. In the ongoing trial of former state representative Pete Kott. Smith was asked a series
Walter Reed Army Hospital, Washington, DC: Medical specialists say a scientific breakthrough was achieved by the Republican Party handlers and enablers when they proved they were able to keep a dead president 'seemingly alive and
The New England Patriots apologized for spying on the signal calling against the New York Jets in a recent NFL game. Head coach Bill Belicheck said that it was an unprofessional and unsportsmanlike conduct and
The shocking news that O.J. Simpson is going public with a book and interview about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995, has drawn scorn and