Stories Archive by Month - September
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Putin Is A Fascist Whoremaster Says Nato
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Armageddon Press): NATO military intelligence officials reacted with derision today at Vladimir Sputum's latest remarks urging the West to 'drop its silly Atlantic solidarity' campaign.
Aishwarya Rai The Goddess: India Culture Minister Offers To Quit
Mumbai, India - (Mythological Mess): India's culture minister Ambika Soni has offered to quit in a row over whether Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is a reincrnated Hindu goddess.
Record Payout For False Teeth Car Boot Infection
Norfolk man Jud Savage has won an undisclosed out of court settlement against fellow Norfolk man Don Turdish. The trouble began in May 2006 when Turdish sold Savage a set of false teeth at a
Cobra Meets As £50 Billion Northern-on-the-rocks Black Hole Points To Lord Levy Tosser Ceo
City of London - (Disaster Mess): The Government's COBRA emergency management committee has met today amid Finacial Services Authority reports that the Northern Rock building society has a £50 billion black hole in its acounts.
Abramovich Denies Offering £40,000 Incentives To Beat England
Roman Abramovich, the owner of last year's Premiership chumpions Chelsea, has reacted angrily to allegations that he offered a substantial cash bonus to the Russian national football team...
Portuguese Cops Think Pope Is Shielding Kate Mccann
Portimao, Portugal - (Disaster Press): Lip-readers hired by the Portimao police have told the Special Porsecutor reviewing evidence in the Maddie McCann case that Pope Joseph Ratzinger might be shielding Kate McCann.
Bush Warns Against ?irrational Exuberance? Over Greenspan Book
(2007-09-16) -- On the eve of the release of former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan's memoir, President George Bush issued a warning against "irrational exuberance" based on excerpts of The Age of Turbulence released through the
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