Stories Archive by Month - September
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Tnoyf Uncovers Transcript From Moveon.org Brainstorming Session
The Nose On Your Face has uncovered the transcript of the MoveOn.org brainstorming meeting that produced the now infamous General “Betray-Us” advertisement in the New York Times.
MoveOn Chairman: All right folks, we are under
Bush Takes 9 Minutes To Conflate 9/11 With War In Iraq During Speech; Sets New Record!
President Bush has set a new personal best for himself and the country tonight. During his speech on the Iraq war he managed to hold off conflating the war in Iraq
The War> Who Gives A Hoot? Halliburton And Brown And Root
The kids they recruit
From hamlet and farm.
They'll be in no danger,
hardship or harm.
"You'll be a captain soon,
Or astronaut to the moon."
But we hand
Aclu: Nfl Patriots Also Spied On Fans In Stands
(2007-09-14) -- The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) today filed suit against the NFL New England Patriots franchise claiming that video spying operations, purportedly aimed at their on-field opponents, actually cast a wider net than
Northern Rock Goes Down The Pan
City of London - (Disaster Press): UK mortgage lender Northern Rock is going down the toilet pan and has had to ask the Bank of England to bail it out with a massive billion pound
President Addresses War Weary Nation
Baghdad, Iraq (APE) - A struggling Iraqi President, Nuri al-Maliki, made a special television address tonight to the Iraqi people, appealing for patience with his controversial "absorption" strategy in
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