Stories Archive by Month - September

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Patients Banned From Hospitals On Health Grounds

Patients Banned From Hospitals On Health Grounds

Government says they spread infection.

 DeadBrain
Added: 11 September 2007
Petraeus To Call Iraq ?safest Democracy On Earth?

Petraeus To Call Iraq ?safest Democracy On Earth?

(2007-09-10) -- As Congressional Democrats and several public opinion polls had predicted, Gen. David H. Petraeus will bow to White House pressure and exaggerate progress in Iraq this week when he testifies before Congress. The U.S.

 Scrapple Face
Added: 11 September 2007
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Grim Reaper Eclipse Spells Armageddon For 9/11 Deception Gang

London - (Ass Mess): Tuesday's 9/11 Grim Reaper eclipsed new moon is a dire omen for the Bush Administration's collusion with the organised crime cartels that have got off scot-free for World Trade Center atrocity

 The Spoof
Added: 11 September 2007
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Britney Spears, Please Go Away!!

Britney Spears has shocked again, flashing her panty-less private parts at a paparazzi photographer after her performance at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards. Spears exposed herself while

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 11 September 2007
Bin Laden Estate Sues For Royalties On Videos

Bin Laden Estate Sues For Royalties On Videos

(2007-09-11) -- An attorney for the estate of Usama Bin Laden today filed suit against several major media companies for failing to pay royalties after distributing a video this week in which the legendary al

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How Chain-smoking Cops Framed Mccanns

Bungling Portuguese detectives made seven RIDICULOUS GAFFES in trying to fit up missing Maddie's parents. We look at each one of these TOTALLY STUPID claims to show what idiots the Portuguese cops are.

 The Spoof
Added: 11 September 2007
Leak: Draft of Bush Iraq Report Speech

Leak: Draft of Bush Iraq Report Speech

(2007-09-11) -- As Gen. David H. Petraeus and U.S. ambassador Ryan Crocker testify this week before Congress about the release of their Iraq progress report, an alleged draft of the upcoming speech by President George

 Scrapple Face
Added: 11 September 2007
A Wiccan Serves Up Coffee With The Works

A Wiccan Serves Up Coffee With The Works

Watch out Starbucks! Coffee & A Spell, a coffee shop in Kenmore, a village in New York State's Erie County, is bewitching customers by not only serving up gourmet coffee but by also providing tarot

 The Spoof
Added: 11 September 2007


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