Stories Archive by Month - September
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Britney, Bin-laden Comebacks Flop: Collaboration Rumored
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Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Reporters for O! Online have learned that there are plans in the works for a possible joint comeback tour for
Um's Hart Guarantees Win That Virtually Everyone In The Country Figures Should Be Guaranteed Anyway!
University of Michigan tailback Michael Hart, his eyes bulging from pride or perhaps from gas caused by eating too much exhaust the last two weeks, guaranteed a roomful of media Saturday that the 0-2 Wolverines
Golf Playoff Rivals Indoor Lacrosse For Pro Sports 'Inertia Award'
Tiger Woods won the BMW Classic and now leads the FedEx Cup points race.
Tennis: That One Guy Who Doesn't Hardly Ever Lose Wins Again
That one really incredible tennis player from somewhere in Europe or maybe Argentina, who's only lost once in like a bazillion years, he won a bunch of times in a row and beat that Portugese
Archaeologists Say Viking Ship Sank Under Pub Car Park
Liverpool - (Ass Mess): Archaeologists have discovered the remains of an ancient Viking longship which sank under a Merseyside pub car park in 1942 after drunken Norse warrior sailors suffered a fatal form of early
Horror Nightmare> Fred Thompson, President!
To teach, one requires a college degree and state certification. Medical doctors must accumulate six to eight years of instruction before they can put an M.D. after their
Appalachian State Apparently Not As Good As Everyone Thought
While Oregon was dismantling Michigan 39-7, Appalachian State beat Lenoir-Rhyne 48-7 Saturday and got 19 votes in this week's Associated Press football poll.
Veco, Corrupt Bastardy Company Sold
ANCHORAGE, AK, 9/8/07: VECO, the oil services company whose top leaders are convicted of corrupting several political bastards in Alaska and elsewhere has now been sold. Former CEO Bill Allen and his second in command
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