Stories Archive by Month - September
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Dennis Kucinich Secures U.S. Moslem Vote With Anti War Speeches In Middle East
Democratic Presidential hopeful and Congressman Dennis Kucinich secured the very small minority Moslem support today in his campaign for the presidency. Speaking from the Middle East, he blasted the participation in the war by the..
Senator Craig Trashes Bush, 'Reaches Out' To Gop Colleagues
BOISE, ID: Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig criticizes the Bush administration and says he is 'reaching out' to Republican colleagues for help. The embattled senator, who pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges for lewd misconduct wants...
Kott The Tool
Anchorage, Alaska - (Corrupt Ass Mess): Former Alaskan politician Representative Pete Kott was called 'a tool for screwing over voters - a tool of the oil industry's graft specialists, the VECO Corporation' by a federal...
Bush Announces Troop Cut And His Name Is Ben Higgins
(Washington) In a surprise move that is sure to confound the Presidents critics, President Bush has announced that the United States will begin to pull out of Iraq this month. The...
Vanessa Hudgens' Breasts Holograms Selling Like Hotcakes
California - (Bare Ass Mess): Holographic 3-D pictures of eighteen year old High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens are a runaway success on an internet promo site marketing the starlet's budding talents...
Gifted Parrot Alex Shoots Himself
BOSTON (FMLiveWire) - Alex, the gifted parrot who could count to six hundred, identify 4000 words and even compose poetry in scientific tests has died of apparent suicide after 30 years of helping researchers better...
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