Stories Archive by Month - September
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Michael Jackson To Foot Mccanns' Legal Bills?
Rothley, Leicestershire - (Ass Mess): Speculation is rife in the UK that singer Michael Jackson has offered to pay the legal defence costs for the McCanns who may be facing extradition to Portugal 'as early
Hillary Livid As Hsu's Lavish Donations Sourced To $40 Million Heist
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Yet another busy week for the Manhattan District Attorney's orifice as Capitol Hill eminence grise Norman Hsu's mysterious wealth is traced to a $40 million black hole in company accounts
Chimp Pimps
Today's headlines have been abuzz with news that chimpanzees will trade food for sex. But what the mainstream outlets don't mention...
"Leave Petraeus Alone" Video Surfaces
DBZ.Com - A new video has surfaced on the Internet with an anonymous poster tearfully defending the reputation and recent performance of Commanding General David Petraeus. The author mocks...
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
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Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
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Added: 14 September 2007
Back Off Saintly Mccanns You Beastly Bullies
Indiana Frightful - As a scribe of some note with many, many gongs under one's scarab, I was praised for writing kindly about little Madeleine McCann almost immediately after she'd been cruelly abducted.
Missing Children Believed Shaved Say Amish Detectives.
News just in of a bizarre twist in a recent spate of child kidnappings in Rio De Janero. For several months, small young children all aged around five or six have been mysteriously disappearing from
Vanessa Hudgens: "I Ain't Pregnant, I'm Still A Virgin!"
Hollywood, California - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Oh yeah? Shag-a-virgin internet sites have gone ballistic during the last 24 hours after High School Musical dusky beauty Vanessa Hudgens hotly denied being pregnant and claimed that she
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