Stories Archive by Month - September
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North Korea Pledges To "drop Nukes"
PYONGYANG, North Korea - President Bush and other world leaders were at first pleasantly surprised when Kim Jong Il made it known that his country would "drop nukes" in order to bring an end
Mayor Nagin Blames Bush For Lower Body Count
(2005-09-12) -- New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin today blamed President George Bush for the lower-than-expected number of bodies discovered in the receding flood waters, and said it's part of a White House campaign "to prevent
Top 11 Signs You May Be Too Fanatical About Coffee
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Flawed Fema Response Calls For Greater Funding
(2005-09-18) -- Mismanagement, confusion and delays by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) in the wake of Hurricane Katrina point up the need for 'a massive influx of taxpayer cash', according to Democrats in Congress.
Democrats Propose Agency To Manage Fema Disasters
(2005-09-11) -- Democrats in Congress will introduce a bill this week creating a massive new federal agency to coordinate relief operations for, and provide emergency services to, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The new
Study: 4% of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End
(New York) Results of a long-awaited study on cellular phone usage have just been released, showing that as many as four percent of people who speak on cell phones in public may actually be engaged
Leak: Sen. Kennedy's Questions For Judge Roberts
(2005-09-12) -- An email inadvertently sent to reporters over the weekend by an aide to Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-MA, includes a list of questions the senator plans to ask Supreme Court Chief Justice nominee
John Roberts Sidesteps Question About Questions
Stare, stare decisis.
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