Stories Archive by Month - September

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Natural Disaster

Natural Disaster

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Michael Jackson Speaks

Michael Jackson Speaks

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 The Chortler
Added: 20 September 2005
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Fema's Brown Promoted To 'Assistant President'

(2005-09-09) -- According to the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) website, director Michael Brown is headed back to Washington D.C. where he has been offered a new position as "Assistant President of the United States

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 September 2005
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Pat Robertson, Man of God, Issues Hit List

Pat Robertson, seen here communicating directly with God. Written by Dylan Jameson VIRGINIA BEACH, VA (

 Poopy Caca
Added: 20 September 2005
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Berger To Pay Fine From Sales of New Book

(2005-09-09) -- After a judge ordered former Clinton administration national security adviser Samuel 'Sandy' Berger to pay a $50,000 fine for stealing documents from the National Archives and lying about the theft, Mr. Berger told

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Atheist Lobbyist Champions 'Amoral Minority'

(2005-09-20) -- America's atheists finally have a voice in Washington D.C. to champion the cause of the "amoral minority," and the rights of those who believe in no intrinsic basis for rights. "For too long,

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 September 2005
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Jennifer Aniston Does Oprah

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 The Chortler
Added: 20 September 2005
Bush Accidentally Delivers Rejected Draft Speech

Bush Accidentally Delivers Rejected Draft Speech

(2005-09-16) -- The White House communications team scrambled this morning to explain how President George Bush accidentally delivered a rejected draft speech in New Orleans last night on national TV. White House Communications Director Dan

 Scrapple Face
Added: 20 September 2005


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