Stories Archive by Month - September
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Ty Willingham To Call Plays For Both Sides In Norte Dame/washington Game
(AP) Former Notre Dame and new Washington football coach Ty Willingham is exercising a little known part of his original contract that will allow him to call the plays for both sides in Saturday's game.
Nasa To Re-animate Werner Von Braun In Moon Bid
Matthew writes: In announcing their “Back to the Moon” Strategy for sending Americans back to the Moon a mere 50 years after the first time they did it, NASA has announced that rather
North Korea Vows To Give Up Nukes, Lying
(2005-09-19) -- China announced today that six-nation talks had succeeded in securing a pledge from North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons program and its pathological dishonesty in exchange for security, cash and power. In
Kerry Slams Bush For Failure of 'Big Government'
(2005-09-20) -- Testing the waters for a likely 2008 White House race, Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, today attacked President George Bush for presiding over "a bloated federal bureaucracy that creates a culture of dependency and
Supreme Court Nominee Roberts Refuses To Answer Any Questions About Anything
WASHINGTON - During continued Senate testimony, Supreme Court nominee John G. Roberts, Jr. once again refused to answer any questions about anything. Under testy questioning from Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pennsylvalnia), Roberts was cagey.
Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Is Confident
WASHINGTON (AP) Since his nomination to the Supreme Court by President Bush, John Roberts has been living large. John has a big new spring of confidence, a generous swelling of pride, and the one thing
Bush Unveils His Flight 93 Memorial Proposal
(2005-09-10) -- As Americans reacted in shock to the proposed 'Crescent of Embrace' memorial to Flight 93, which resembles the crescent trademark of Islam, President George Bush today unveiled a proposal of his own. "The
Bush Visits New Orleans − First Time Since Sober
Bush photo-op attempt - take one.
Written by Joe Wilson
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (
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