Stories Archive by Month - September
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George Bush Gets A "D",Britney Spears Gives Relief,ray Nagin Loses It--again!
(New Orleans--Louisiana) The Louisiana Department of State revealed today that the number of casualties due to hurricane Katrina has reached 1,033. In a follow-up statement, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
Looting Breaks Out On New Orleans Levees
New Orleans, LA (UPSI) - Louisiana National Guard troops had to be summoned to break up a near riot and looting incident along one of the city's many levees being
Fantasy Weekend On Juan Sweepstakes
With his white hat, gentle smile and ever-present mule Conchita, Juan Valdez, the iconic Colombian coffee grower and front man for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia, along with his supporters are waging
Collection of Recent Hurricane Katrina Headlines
Louisiana State Officials Request Federal Hurricane Relief Funds In Small-Unmarked Bills
Research Boosts Republican Brains
Washington (ARF)--Republicans may not be the brightest people on Earth, but provocative new research has managed to increase their brain capacity to its final form.
Minivan Drivers Fare Poorly In Tests
Detroit -- As anyone ever stuck behind one knows, minivan drivers are the worst. Timid, distracted, unwilling to make a left hand turn with anything less than a quarter-mile break in oncoming traffic, they're basically
Proctor And Gamble Announces New, Improved Tide
For the 86th time in the last 75 years, Proctor and Gamble has announced New, Improved Tide. In the past, they have had Tide, Clean Breeze Tide, Mountain Spring Tide, Foaming Action Tide, Tide with
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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