Stories Archive by Month - September
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John Roberts In Toilet Paper Folding Frenzy
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President Bush Preemptively Apologizes For Hurricane Rita
In an unprecedented move today, President Bush will
"apologize in advance" for the "death, destruction,
and misery" that Hurricane Rita has yet to cause, according to White House insiders.
Southern California Storm Watch; Non-stop Sprinkling In Past 24 Hours; Los Angels Mayor Calls For Evacuations
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Britney Spears Names Baby
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New Refinery Process Turns Democrats Into Oil
PHILADELPHIA (UPI)--An industrial park in Philadelphia hosts a new machine that can change most any type of carbon-based substance into oil.
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Added: 22 September 2005
NASA Promotes Hurricane-free Moon Villages
(2005-09-22) -- While Republicans in Congress eye NASA's budget as a potential money source to cover Hurricane Katrina recovery costs, a spokesman for the space agency today offered a new plan to permanently evacuate Gulf
Rice Fingers The United Nations On Reform
United Nations (APE) - In a speech drawing modest applause, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called to task the 191 nation body in regards to the "Global War on Terror". "The time to reform
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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