Stories Archive by Month - September

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Haley Joel Osment To Enter Ford Clinic

GLENDALE, Calif. -- Haley Joel Osment is checking into the Ford Clinic, following his July 28th arrest stemming from a July 20th accident. The single-car accident occurred at about 1 a.m. as Osment was driving...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2006
The President of Iran Challenges The UN

The President of Iran Challenges The UN

UN HQ, Forty-second Street on The East River---The President of Iran has addressed the UN after walking in the back door...

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Venezuelan President Chavez's Vitriolic Blasts Rallies America Around Embattled Leader

NEW YORK -- While Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's United Nations address was greeted with warm applause by many diplomats in the chamber, the reaction from America has been a little hotter as Americans have rallied...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2006
George W. Bush Questions Some Aspects of Report of Osama Bin Laden's Death.

George W. Bush Questions Some Aspects of Report of Osama Bin Laden's Death.

A recently leaked French Intelligence report alleging that al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden died of typhoid fever on August 23 in while vacationing in his summer place...

Iraq Death Toll Will Soon Equal Total of Bubonic Plague Minus Irish Potato Famine

Iraq Death Toll Will Soon Equal Total of Bubonic Plague Minus Irish Potato Famine

With the news that the war death toll in Iraq now equals the death toll from the 9/11 attacks came a warning that the next military death in the war will be of even more

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 24 September 2006
Osama Bin Laden Responds: Bill O'reilly Was On Target Gift Certificate List

Osama Bin Laden Responds: Bill O'reilly Was On Target Gift Certificate List

Osama Bin Laden releases video addressing Bill O'Reilly's “death list” statement, proving that the terrorist is alive and loves Target....

NBC In Compromise Between Catholic Church And Madonna To Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

NBC In Compromise Between Catholic Church And Madonna To Broadcast Actual Crucifixion

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- NBC said today that it has come to a compromise between Madonna and religious leaders offended by her 'climbing on a cross' during the scheduled broadcast of a concert from her...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2006
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Stingray May Have Been Al Qaida Trained

A stingray has been caught off the north eastern Australian coastline that may have been responsible for the death of Steve Irwin. And, in a dark twist to this tragic tale, Australian federal police have...

 Brainsnap
Added: 24 September 2006


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