Stories Archive by Month - September
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Bungs-for-Peerages Probe Cops Find Blair Smoking Gun
London - (AssocCIAted Mess): Police officers from the Met's Anti-Corruption Unit have given their strongest hint yet that they have found the smoking gun they need to bust the lame duck Prime Monster in their...
Osama Bin Laden Questions Report of George W. Bush's Death
Saudi Terror Leader Osama bin Laden has questioned French Intelligence services reports that United States President George W. Bush died of a tick bite at his Crawford, Texas ranch...
Intel Report: Fighting Terrorists Creates Terrorists
A newly-leaked top-secret National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) from April 2006 reveals that America?s 16 spy agencies have finally discovered that terrorists are created by attempts to defeat terrorists....
George W. Bush: "Bin Laden Dead Mission Accomplished, Again!"
(Pakistan) Ucs News International-- Unconfirmed sources report Bin Laden has died of Typhoid fever. Speaking from the White House lawn in a hastily prepared press conference President George W. Bush claimed...
October Surprise : Republicans Are Both Incompetent And Crooked
WASHINGTON (UCS News) With Iraq disintegrating and Afghanistan falling back into the hands of the Taliban The Bush administration just can't pull free from the Jack Abramoff scandal. According to documents...
Fed Chair: We Use A Ouija Board--So What?
WASHINGTON, D.C. Under tough questioning at a Congressional hearing today, Federal Reserve Chairman Benjamin Bernanke today admitted that the nation's central bank uses a Ouija board to set policies that affects the lives of millions...
Bush To Replace Blair As The British Prime Minister
The House of Commons was rocked to its democratic foundations, today, when the war-loving British Prime Minister announced that George W Bush would replace him when he retires on May 6th 2007...
Experts: Bin Laden Death Might Explain U.N. Sulfur Smell
United Nations authorities are probing a possible link between reports that al Qaeda leader Usama Bin Laden died recently and the peculiar sulfur smell which Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said he detected while...
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