Stories Archive by Month - September
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Bush Deploys Troops To United Nations
The White House announced early this evening that President George W. Bush today deployed troops to the United Nations. Citing unrest and the harboring of WMD's (Weapons of Mass Delusion), President Bush brought down the...
Copy Jockeys Say "Pimp My Xerox"
LOS ANGELES, California. Rodney Gage spends his day hunched over a photocopy machine at a 200-person law firm in Century City. 'You wouldn't believe the crap I have to put up with,' he says as...
Dick Cheney : "Vote Republican Or You Will Be Killed......."
(WASHINGTON D.C.) UCS News The Vice President of the United States has finally "Taken the Gloves off". With the Presidents rock bottom poll numbers damaging the hope of Republicans in November...
Bush Asks Democrats To Play Ball With Him
Arlington Stadium, Texas and Washington, D.C.---President Bush has begun challenging the Democrats to “Play ball,” preferably hard ball, but any kind of fun, “non-wussy game will do,” he says...
Bush Confirms Death of Osama Bin Laden
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush early this morning confirmed rumors of the death of Osama bin Laden, stating that, reluctantly, Bin Laden had died at the hands of...
George W. Bush "God Blessed My Torture Bill"
(Washington D.C.) UCS News-- The President was thrilled to hear the new Torture bill passed out of committee and onto the House floor for debate. According to Duncan Hunter (R-CA) it...
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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