Stories Archive by Month - September

White House Correspondent Helen Thomas reportedly erupted in a startling orgy of joy yesterday when she saw the recreation of Lucy, a 3.3 million year old skeleton discovered in Ethiopia. According to insiders who were...

London - (Associated Mess): There are rumbling of shock in the UK Hellfire Club today ahead of Friday's pivotal Virgo solar eclipse following the theft of a laptop computer in Manchester which detailed official security...

Sony President Ken Kutaragi held an impromptu press conference today, stunning the world by announcing the imminent release of the PlayStation 4. Deciding to forego the intended release of the much-anticipated PS3 and concentrate on the release of the as-yet unanticipated PS4, Sony has decided to market its new system as "a leap ahead of our competition..."

Cartoon legend Popeye the Sailor Man is in stable condition at Bethesda Naval Hospital, where he is recovering after sucking several cans of bad spinach through his corncob pipe...

SAN JOSE, Calif. and ORRVILLE, Oh. -- Cisco Systems®, the leading supplier of networking equipment, and Crisco® Oils and Shortenings, a spin-off from The J.M. Smucker Company, announced today the world's first merger between a...

TAMPA BAY, Fla. -- The American Academy of Dermatology Association (AADA) and International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ISAPS) together have awarded their first-ever distinguished presidential citation lifetime achievement award to actor an...

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bipartisan coalition of Democrats and Republicans, both in and out of office, have united to stop what they call the 'rampant excesses of sex and violence on television.'...

Hundreds - possibly thousands - of people who have received pieces of bone for grafts may have to return them, following the revelation that a number of UK hospitals have unwittingly used material from stolen body parts...