Stories Archive by Month - September
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Temporary Spanish-American War Tax Repeal Fails; Congress Votes To Attack Spain
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- U.S. Congress voted today to declare war on Spain...
Chavez Brings His "A-Game", Thrifty Haircut To Turtle Bay
Haircut- $.15 U.S. (after purchasing any lunch special at Domingo's Casa de Libertad in downtown Caracas) Suit- $.35 U.S. (thanks to lax Venezuelan child labor laws) Cab fare from LaGuardia to Turtle Bay- $275.25...
Parents Concerned About Son Who Seldom Watches TV
"I can remember the bright, innocent light in his eyes the day I first stole cable when he was in the second grade," reflected his father...
Britney Spears' New Baby? George Bush Sends Troops To Pakistan? Suri Cruise? Today, It's About Ed E. Druckman.
(New York--NY) I never thought I'd be part of the "Day without (fill in the blank)" You know, "Day without Broadway", "Day without Art", the events we have to show how...
Donald Rumsfeld To Be Shot Out of A Cannon
D.C. -- In a daring show of support and solidarity for our troops Donald Rumsfeld agreed to get SHOT out of a cannon over the edge of a U.S. Naval aircraft carrier into the middle...
Radical Children's Organization Claims Responsibility For Contaminated Spinach
A previously unknown domestic children's group is claiming responsibility for the E. coli contaminated spinach that is sweeping America. FBI officials in Los Angeles say someone identifying himself as 'Little Tommy Tucker' called their office...
NASA: Objects Floating In Space Apparently From Space Shuttle Toilet
NASA admitted today that the objects discovered floating around the space shuttle were actually from the shuttle toilet, which had been recently emptied. The shuttle landing was delayed while astronauts struggled to determine the cause...
Former President George W. Bush Credited With Saddam Hussein Acquittal
Yesterday's surprising acquittal of deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein on all counts has been linked to policies and procedures developed and used by...
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