Stories Archive by Month - September

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Report: Ahmadinejad Tasered At Columbia University

(2007-09-24) -- Columbia University promised a full investigation into charges of police brutality after today\'s reported Tasering of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who had come to the Ivy League school to give the annual Adolph

 Scrapple Face
Added: 24 September 2007
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Obama: Jena 6 Deserve Mantle of Rosa Parks

(2007-09-21) -- Democrat presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today said the "Jena 6" -- a half dozen black teenagers arrested last year in the beating of white teenager -- "have earned the mantle of

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Added: 21 September 2007
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Bloggers Question Authenticity of Rather Lawsuit

(2007-09-21) -- Former CBS news anchor Dan Rather today insisted that his $70 million breach-of-contract lawsuit against his former employer is authentic despite troubling questions raised by bloggers. "I stand behind the authenticity of my lawsuit,"

 Scrapple Face
Added: 21 September 2007
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\'Darth\' Cheney To Hillary: \'I Am Your Father \'

(2007-09-20) -- Vice President Dick Cheney, responding to Sen. Hillary Clinton\'s reference to him as "Darth Vader," this morning addressed the Democrat presidential hopeful saying: "Hillary, I am your father." "Before I turned to what you

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Added: 20 September 2007
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Ahmadinejad To Visit Ground Zero, Or Vice Versa

(2007-09-19) -- President George Bush today said he would consider "alternative means" to accommodate a request by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to visit 'Ground Zero', the former site of the World Trade Center towers, during...

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Added: 20 September 2007
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Kerry Recovers After Tasered Student Rescue

(2007-09-19) -- Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, today says he believes that he has fully recovered from any injuries he may have sustained during his attempted rescue of a University of Florida student who was Tasered...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 19 September 2007
Man Enrolls In College For The Student Discount

Man Enrolls In College For The Student Discount

Dover, Minnesota - Reggie Harrison a 19 year old unemployed high school graduate recently enrolled in Dover community college just to recieve the 5% off student discount...

House Burglars' Glee At £5 Billion Northern Rock Cash Withdrawals

House Burglars' Glee At £5 Billion Northern Rock Cash Withdrawals

London - (Disaster Mess): It promises to be a bumper week for the nation's house burglars as a relentless public plunge on the Northern Rock guarantees bank customers' mattresses will be bulging with stacks of...

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Added: 18 September 2007


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