Stories Archive by Month - September

Nintendo Corp. announced today the closure of all of its offices world-wide. This comes just months after the launch of the new Wii game console...

(2007-09-18) -- Recent discoveries indicating no direct line of descent from ape-like creatures to modern man have further bolstered anthropologists' belief that Darwin's theory of descent-with-modification by natural selection must certainly account for the rise...

England football manager Steve McClaren is to draft in some of the players from of the England Women's Team after their stunning 6-1 victory over Argentina in the Female World Cup in China...

Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess & ReuterUs): Publicists working for High School Musical starlet Vanesa Hudgens have said internet stories about their client's alleged oral sex videotape are just a bit of 'tongue-in-cheek' fun...

Has the Duke of Edinburgh Gone 'Kill Crazy' After Getting Away With Diana's Murder? Allegations of Top Level Cover Up to Conceal Prince's Growing Catalogue of Crimes!

ST. PETERSBURG, Florida. The Tampa Bay Devil Rays, the team with the worst record in baseball, today announced that they will dedicate their 2008 season to Mimi, the late French poodle owned by Valerie Cardinale,

Minneapolis - (Ass Mess): The Minneapolis-St Paul Airport lavatory immortalised by Senator Larry Craig's mouth-to-organ resuscitation techniques has been granted World Heritage Site status after the tourism industry reported massive dema...

(2007-09-18) -- Although the world marks his 25th birthday this week, Smiley Emoticon, the famed herald of humor, may find it hard to celebrate. Still at home with parenthesis, recuperating from an undisclosed colon procedure,