Stories Archive by Month - September

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Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars Bleep-Bleep Girl Goes Bye-bye

Macy Gray, The Dancing With The Stars "Bleep-Bleep" Girl Goes Bye-bye

HOLLYWOOD - Macy Gray, the official "Bleep-Bleep" girl of Dancing With The Stars has found herself "Gone-Gone." Gray the neo soul, alternative hip hop singer became the first female to be eliminated from the ninth season

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Banned From City's Tanning Salons

It was another bad day at the office for Hull City manager Phil Brown yesterday, after his side were beaten 1-0 at the KC Stadium by newly-promoted Birmingham City, but worse was to follow. Brown, already

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Added: 23 September 2009
Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer Jessica Simpson, still depressed about the dognapping of her dog by the California Chupacabra has reportedly called up ex-boyfriend Tony Romo and told him that she will give him a blank

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Chicago Bank Forecloses On Al Capone's Hideaway

CHICAGO - The Lake Michigan Farmer's State Bank of Chicago has just announced that they have had to repossess the 407-acre hideaway complex of 1920's gangster Al Capone. The property which is valued at $2.6 million

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Added: 23 September 2009
Michael Owen & Roonie Change Nationalites And Become Mancunians Proving That Liverpool Is A Craphole

Michael Owen & Roonie Change Nationalites And Become Mancunians Proving That Liverpool Is A "Craphole"

The success of Roonie and now Michael Owen at Man Utd proves one thing, Liverpool is a "craphole", both have applied for "Mancunian" Nationality and are taking lessons in the language! The Manchester Evening News, reported

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Added: 23 September 2009
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Dancing With The Stars' Maksim And Karina Call Off Their Wedding Engagement

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy (pronounced Coors) and Karina Smirnoff (pronounced Vodka) have called off their wedding engagement. Fellow dancer and close friend Cheryl Burke said that she was shocked to hear

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Added: 23 September 2009
Susan Boyle:  The New Snow White

Susan Boyle: The New Snow White

Has anyone noticed how white Susan Boyle is? Susan Boyle - a white virginal old maid - became an instant star when her rendition of 'I Dreamed a Dream' on Britain's Got Talent was posted

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Lfw Special: Agyness Deyn Sez “i Clicked The ?one Rule of Belly Fat Loss…? Ad�

While TechChuff spends most of his time wearing bin liners while beating out lines of Python, staring at ‘lingerie’ sites and beating our Python, we have been told that Fashion and Technology do occasionally meet



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