Stories Archive by Month - September

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Courtney Love Debuts New Face, Still Smells Like Pee.

Courtney Love Debuts New Face, Still Smells Like Pee.

58-year-old Courtney Love was out and about Monday night, completely un-fking-recognizable in a Red nylon dress and enough face-caulk to waterseal a bathtub. "Wow, you're still alive?" her adoring fans called out from behind a Dumpster

Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici To Post Beckham Sex Video!

Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici To Post Beckham Sex Video!

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit

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Casey Affleck: Schwarzenegger's Political Career Is A Satirical Hoax

Just days after admitting his Joaquin Phoenix documentary was a hoax, director Casey Affleck has sensationally revealed the political career of Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a satirical prank. Affleck, recently voted "America's 4th favourite Affl...

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
India Outsources Commonwealth Games

India Outsources Commonwealth Games

Your bank has probably outsourced its operations there, your phone company no doubt outsourced its customer services there too, and you might even notice that when you try to call your mother, she has outsourced

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
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Natalee Holloway Had The World's Stinkist Vagina

Deepak Kalpoe said in an interview that Natalee Holloway had the world's stinkist vagina that almost killed everyone in a bar from toxic gas that came out of the horrible looking vagina. It's been just over

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Dicord's Way Off Track Betting

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 Daily Discord
Added: 24 September 2010
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Liverpool Fc Change Squad Following Embarrassing Loss To Northampton

Following an embarrassing defeat in penalties to a lower League side, Liverpool FC have joined local rivals Everton FC in expressing the need to "shake up the squad". In a sensational move by current owners Hicks

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
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Survivor Nicaragua: Snails, Alligator Shoes, And Gay Accusations

SAN JUAN DEL SUR, Nicaragua - Jill Behm of Pennsylvania and ex-Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson offer South Dakota's Holly Hoffman some of their lovely, nutritious snails. Holly goes ballistic. The 44-year-old Hoffman starts yelling, shouting,

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010


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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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