Stories Archive by Month - September

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Brazen Lithuanian Squatters Occupy Another House.

Brazen Lithuanian Squatters Occupy Another House.

In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
Blackberry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

Blackberry 'Baby' May Arrive Early

Stand by for a premature birth! There's a rumor that the BlackBerry computer tablet (the expected name is BlackPad, although it could possibly be SurfBook) will be presented next week in San Francisco at

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
Paris Hilton Addresses A Maniac Judge

Paris Hilton Addresses A Maniac Judge

Judge Joseph Bonaventure violated state sovereignty in the Paris Hilton case. The judge warned her to stay out of trouble for the coming year, or she would face jail time. Bonaventure has no right to

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore's hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, has revealed that his long time client Ms. Moore aka Mrs. Ashton Kutcher is extremely furious over the infidelity allegations regarding her boy toy

 The Spoof
Added: 24 September 2010
Internet Crashes As Spinning Ballerina Throws Up

Internet Crashes As Spinning Ballerina Throws Up

The Internet was plunged into darkness today seconds after millions of computer users around the world witnessed the ubiquitous whirling ballerina begin to vomit violently. "It went everywhere. Real projectile stuff, flying off the picture frame

Harry Reid Explains Exactly How Much He's Looted From The Treasury

Harry Reid Explains Exactly How Much He's Looted From The Treasury

"The last official act of any government is to loot the treasury." -Accredited to George Washington

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 24 September 2010
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 Daily Discord
Added: 24 September 2010
Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (warning: Reading This Story May Harm Your Computer!)

Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (warning: Reading This Story May Harm Your Computer!)

Warning: Visiting this Site may harm your computer! This is the message millions of too-stupid-to-figure-out-Firefox Google users are getting, and it serves to prove that Google's anti-malware software is more ambitious than it is effective. "T...



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