Stories Archive by Month - September

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New York Hooker Irma Nici Reckons Beckham 'Pleasured Himself With Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

New York Hooker Irma Nici Reckons Beckham 'Pleasured Himself With Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

New York - (Reuterus): The $10,000-a-pop US hooker claims she bedded footballer David Beckham in a three-way shagathon at Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien Hotel. In an in-depth interview with celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag Irma Nici said

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Added: 24 September 2010
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Ashton "The Cheater" Kutcher, Proves That He's Just Like Jesse "The Cheater" James, But Without The Silly-looking Tattoos

BEVERLY HILLS - Ashton Kutcher, who is the boy-toy husband of actress Demi Moore, was in Beverly Hills sitting in Mr. FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon. He was asked by a client in the next

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Trapped Homosexual Miner Tells Rescue Workers To Leave Them Alone

A homosexual miner trapped in a confined space with 32 other men has pleaded with rescue workers to stop their digging and leave them alone. The miner, Andres Forme, rejected claims that the men should be

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Added: 24 September 2010
Another Nail In Kate And Gerry Coffin As Maddie-slam Website Cleared of Fraud

Another Nail In Kate And Gerry Coffin As Maddie-slam Website Cleared of Fraud

Essex - (Whodunnit Mess): The founder of a website questioning Madeleine McCann abduction theories has seen fraud allegations scotched by Essex police. Retired lawyer Tony Bennet's Madeleine Foundation regularly slammed Kate and Gerry McCann for r...

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Added: 24 September 2010
Kristen Stewart Gets Vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons Face Ripped To Shreds In Unrelated Incident.

Kristen Stewart Gets Vajazzled, Robert Pattinsons Face Ripped To Shreds In Unrelated Incident.

Kristen Stewart, star of films and stuff, had some diamond shizzle glued to her dizzle, like all the other girls are doing of late, while she was on the set of her new movie in

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Vajazzle: The New Vagina Or Vuvuzela?

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com became confused, then disorientated this morning, when, after logging-on to the site, he became aware of a new word that he hadn't happened upon before - vajazzle. The man

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Added: 24 September 2010
Chris Moyles 'Its Too Much'

Chris Moyles 'Its Too Much'

Chris Moyles broke down in tears on Radio One this morning, claiming that it was all too much for him to take. Having launched a scathing attack on BBC Bosses yesterday in which he branded

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Added: 24 September 2010
Commonwealth Games To Be Held On Nintendo Wii Instead

Commonwealth Games To Be Held On Nintendo Wii Instead

Following concerns of the condition of the Sports Arenas in New Delhi, the Commonwealth Games have officially been relocated away from New Delhi's Sporting Centre... and moved to a large conference hall in the city's



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