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Retro-Nose: Clintonian Ennui Throughout History

Former President Bill Clinton has urged Israeli citizens to not overreact to comments made by Iran's newly elected president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. During the World Without Zionism conference in late October, Ahmadinejad told attendees that Israel...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 01 October 2006
Suspected Al Qaeda No. 2 Appears In Video Bashing President Bush

Suspected Al Qaeda No. 2 Appears In Video Bashing President Bush

Suspected Al Qaeda No. 2 and former American television star, Mr. Hanky, called President Bush a liar and poor leader in a video statement released by the South Park character last Friday. 'Can't you be...

Prep School Opponents Challenge Kerry Hockey Record

Prep School Opponents Challenge Kerry Hockey Record

BOSTON. As he contemplates a second run for president in 2008, Massachusetts Senator John Kerry faces charges that he embellished his hockey accomplishments as a prep school forward in the 1960's...

New Software Analysis Clarifies Neil Armstrong Moon Quotes

New Software Analysis Clarifies Neil Armstrong Moon Quotes

Scientists using new software to analyze Neil Armstrong's famous giant leap for mankind moon quote have resolved many years of debate by determining that the famed astronaut did, in fact, use the grammatically proper small...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 01 October 2006
Linguist: Rock Groups Will Run Out of Names Soon

Linguist: Rock Groups Will Run Out of Names Soon

CHICAGO. First killer bees, then global warming. Now a widely-respected linguist has identified a new threat to worry about--the possibility that all conceivable names for rock groups will be exhausted within four years....

 The Spoof
Added: 01 October 2006
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Florida Representative Foley Arrested On Return To Palm Beach

Palm Beach, FL (Rotters) - Florida Congressional Representative Mark Foley was arrested...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 October 2006
Virginia Senator George Allen Admits College Prank  Was In Poor Taste.

Virginia Senator George Allen Admits College Prank "Was In Poor Taste."

Washington, DC (Ucs News) Unconfirmed Sources report the embattled and embarrassed Republican Senator George Allen has apologized for the offending prank. In what appears to be a dramatic reversal in strategy...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 October 2006
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Conrad Burns Denies Involvement In Mark Foley Underage Sex Scandal

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News In the wake of Republican congressmen's Mark Foleys resignation Montana Senator Conrad Burns claims to have no knowledge of the affair. During a closed door meeting of...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 October 2006


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