Stories Archive by Month - September
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Thought Tory Conference Was A Comedy Festival
David Cameron was reportedly embarrassed after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's 'funny man' routine at the Tory party conference at Blackpool. The Mayor arrived in a jester's hat...
White House Parasite Panic
There was near panic at the White House when President Bush discovered a tick on Barney, the presidential spokesdog. Bush immediately demanded that all federal agencies be mobilized to 'locate and fly to Washington the
Brits Would Never Elect A Leader That Looks So Much Like Oswald Mosely
London - (YouTosserGovPoll Mess): A poll to be published in this weekend's Tosser on Sunday tabloid says British voters are frightened of picking a man who looks the spitting image of British Union of Fascists
Retro-nose: Success of ?breasts, Not Bombs? Does Not Translate To ?vaginas, Not Violence? Spin-off
(Ed: Yesterday’s “Breasts, Not Bombs” Protest in Washington forced us to bring out this post from last year. We apologize in advance. Photo courtesy of Zombietime.)
The “Breasts Not Bombs�(BNB) anti-war movement that began last
Hollywood Big Noses Gather To Celebrate At Annual Event
A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
Kryptos Just A Bunch of Cockamamie Gibberish, Creator Reveals
Langley, Virginia (The Agency Gazette) - Controversial news arrived this week when the creator of KRYPTOS, a large ciphertext work of art located near CIA headquarters, revealed that the cryptic sculpture is just a bunch
Top 9 Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time: Volume Ii
9. The Ghost of Ted Kennedy’s Liver Future
8. Lisa Nowak: Road Trip Version (comes with pre-soiled diaper, realistic “unblinking eyes” mask, and empty Depakote bottle with no refills remaining)
7. Wounded Baby Gazelle (only available at
Alonso Planning Hamilton Crash
Fernando Alonso crashed out of the Japanese Grand Prix this weekend and admitted his chances of winning this year's driver's championship are all but over - but he still has a cunning plan.
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Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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