Stories Archive by Month - September
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Princess Diana's Wedding Gown 'Spurting Droplets of Blood' Ahead of Inquest
London - (Ass Mess): The fairytale wedding gown worn by Princess Diana has suddenly begun spurting droplets of blood like an iconinc Madonna painting ahead of Tuesday's inquest into her fatal car crash of 1997.
President Ahmadinejad Invites George Bush To Speak At An Iranian University of Holocaust Studies
Tehran, Iran - (Loquacious Mess): President George Bush has been invited to speak at Tehran's Iranian University of Holocaust Studies in a reciprocal move following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's address of Columbia University's School of Psychiat...
George Michael Admits Problems With Marijuana - It Is Difficult Getting Hold of Good Grass!
Ex Wham star and gay Greek poster boy, Giorgos Mikalos, has admitted at last that his marijuana smoking is becoming a problem. 'I smoke shed loads' he told Kirsty Young on BBC's Deserted Iceland Discs.<...
Limbaugh To Receive Congressional Commendation For Identifying Phony Troops
Washington, DC (APE) - Comedian and political pundit Rush Limbaugh today received a commendation and special award from the U.S. Senate for his help in identifying "phony soldiers". Limbaugh
Jeremy Kyle Show "Got Guest Drunk To Poke Fun At Him"
Makers of the Jeremy Kyle Show angrily denied allegations that they deliberately plied a guest with alcohol in order to get him drunk and make a fool of him on television.
Ann Coulter Purchases "Boyfriend" On Ebay
Schenectady, NY: An eBay marketer says he was very surprised to learn he had sold an 'anatomically correct adult male' life-sized mannequin to Columnist Ann Coulter. The seller, one Purvey Quirfeller, said he only learned
Retailer In Hot Water Over Fruit Fiasco
Top food, clothing, white goods, insurance, electronics, luggage, newsagent, books and Christmas decoration outlet, Tesco, is in hot water today after a customer bought an orange that was past its sell by date.
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