Stories Archive by Month - September

Rome - (X-Files): An astrologically aligned circular bonking hole, er...banqueting hall! - built for Rome's Emperor Nero bares all the hallmarks of a retro-engineered UFO according to archaeological reports. The Palatine Hill discovery forms part...

Even big companies are behind the times...

California - (Gotcha!): Years of eurotrash legal humbuggery has bombed this weekend as Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley finally got his guy. "Polanski's been as damn' slippery as that General Pinochet," Cooley told a

Glamorous Scottish songbird Susan Boyle has beaten thousand of Hollywood hopefuls to star in the musical version of "Pretty Woman". The new movie will combine the plot of the Julia Roberts and Richard Gere hit with

The South Pacific's most recent tsunami, named "The Tsunami" in honor of The Tsunami of 2004, inundated tourist resorts and local villages Tuesday morning after a massive 8.0-magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of Samoa.

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is

As everyone knows, the revolutionary new TV Sexometer (£99.99) accurately measures sexual attraction from television pictures. It's capacity to secretly calculate lust on a Sexfactor Scale of 1-10 has become THE new armchair craze ever

NEW YORK NY - You hear it on every news show now. Nicely dressed news bimbos dropping the F-word and then pretending to be embarrassed by it. Dr. Rudepey, staff psychologist to the Broadcasters network,