Stories Archive by Month - September

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Conan O'brien Bumps His Head Injuring His Cowlick

HOLLYWOOD - Tonight Show host Conan O'Brien, 46, was racing Teri Hatcher, 44, star of Desperate Housewives, on his show when she tripped him causing him to slip on the shiny, expensive, slippery Tonight Show

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Added: 01 October 2009
John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

Virtually unknown Lucy Vaden, who provided the inspiration for the Beatles' classic song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," has died after a long battle with lupus. She was 46. Luckily, she was one of the

Russell Brand Prays For His Victims

Russell Brand Prays For His Victims

Serial womaniser Russell Brand is very particular about his bed arrangements. For a start, he never sleeps alone. Secondly he always wears old-fashioned pyjamas and often puts his hair in curlers. "Preparing for bed is hugely

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Added: 01 October 2009
Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

Martha Stewart Lashes Out At Jessica Simpson For Losing Her Dog

NEW YORK CITY - Business magnate, entrepreneur, and TV host Martha Stewart has lashed out at Jessica Simpson for not watching her little dog more closely. Stewart who is 68, said that if Jessica had been

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Pete Doherty Doesn't 'Stay Up' All Night

Reports are coming in that beanstalk Babyshambles rocker Pete Doherty is no longer capable of 'staying up' all night. Various highly respectable groupie girls have issued "severe negligence" complaints after having discretely found their way into...

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Added: 30 September 2009
Madonna To Marry Her Baby,  Jesus!

Madonna To Marry Her Baby, Jesus!

Millions have flocked to a weeping Madonna as she announces she wishes to marry her baby, Jesus. Yes it's true, or, to be more accurate, false, Madonna has decided to come clean and admitted she never

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Added: 30 September 2009
Confirmed: General Election To Be Held Online At Surveymonkey.com

Confirmed: General Election To Be Held Online At Surveymonkey.com

The extent of government cost-cutting measures has been uncovered after a leaked first draft of the Prime Minister's Labour Party Conference speech revealed the government plans to hold the 2010 election using popular on-line questionnaire

Italy\'s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi\'s Says The Obamas Are Suntanned

Italy\'s Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi\'s Says The Obamas Are Suntanned

MILAN, Italy - Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi told a crowd of supporters in Milan that President Obama and his wife go sunbathing together and that each has a great tan. Prime Minister Berlusconi who at



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