Stories Archive by Month - September
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The Many Loves of John Edwards, 13 & Counting
A new bombshell exploded underneath two-timing presidential candidate, John Edward's ass yesterday when, upon the stand confessing to a special committee, Andrew Young stated under oath that the North Carolina Senator had as many as
Top 11 Eula Terms You Shouldn't Agree To
You agree to become lead computer in our botnet, which will bring down the imperialistic government of the United States...
Wayne Rooney Goes All Blank In Fergie Team Talks
Carrington: Pre Stoke fixture: - Friday: Before every Manchester United game, the entire squad gather in the Operations Room and wait for \'The Boss\' to arrive to deliver his tactical lecture.
And ever since his
Khloe Kardashian Loses Her Virginity
A blushing Khloe Kardashian walked down the aisle today with basketball star Lamar Odum. She admitted reservations about losing her virginity.
"I've been saving myself for marriage", the 25 year old star of Keeping Up With
Swiss Police Arrest Roman Polanski For Sex With 13-year-old, Now 45.
The Swiss Justice Ministry says director Roman Polanski is being held by Swiss authorities ahead of his possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl.
However, there is much
Celebrity Knock Offs
Are Reputations of Top Celebrities Being Undermined by Cheap Knock Offs of them Made in Far Eastern Sweat Shops Flooding the Market? Claims that Bargain Basement Doubles Rather than Real Stars are Behind Anti-Social Behaviour
Letters To The Editor: The Zombie Issue
Last week, I published an editorial about the scourge of violence against zombies in video games in movies. Not surprisingly, an article on such a sensitive topic would get a strong reaction from people. Here
Kate Middleton 'Has Had Her Eggs Frozen'
London - (Oeufs en Cocotte**): Prince William and Kate Middleton were spotted this weekend outside a seedy Harley Street backstreet contortionists.
The desperate royal wannabe had her eggs harvested and deep frozen amid fears she is
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