Stories Archive by Month - September
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Nose Rage Sweeps Britain
Are Lib Dem Leader's Proposals to Tax Personal Air Consumption on Basis of Nose Size Responsible for Epidemic of 'Nose Rage' Sweeping Britain? Police Baffled by Spate of Vicious Attacks on Large Nosed Men!
Iran Vows Reprisals If 2016 Olympics Not Held In Iran
In the wake of recent long-range missile tests, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today threatened "swift and violent action" if the 2016 Olympics are not held in Iran.
Lamar Odom, Khloe Karkashian Tie Knot, Have Sex
Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have tied the knot in Los Angeles and have apparently ran off to have sex somewhere.
Apparently both of them are into this bondage thing, say friends, and they enjoy tying
Albania Is The New Southend
In travel news, the Monthly Cycle's roving reporter Ulver announces that on her latest sojourn to the former Eastern Bloc, she has found the new Southend on Sea.
The Port of Sarande, the Ionian gateway to
Michael Jackson Cause of Death Determined
WASHINGTON DC - In a special study at Methesdum Medical Hospital, flesh from Michael Jackson\'s buttocks were analyzed and found to contain lethal levels of formaldehyde. This is a known break-down product of aspartame, an
Michelle Obama\'s Birth Certificate Is Missing
WASHINGTON, D.C. - First Lady Michelle Obama has reportedly informed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi that her birth certificate appears to be missing.
Mrs. Obama said that she recently went to look for her birth
Michael Vick Somehow Refrains From Murdering Puppies On Football Field
Despite his known history of running dogfighting rings, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick showed inexplicable restraint today, appearing to pass on murdering or maiming any animals during his team's match against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Minus Posh Spice - Plus Size Susan Boyle
London - Former Spice girl - Scary Spice - is anxious to get the other Spice Girls together for one last show during the World Cup in South Africa next summer. She has already gotten
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