Stories Archive by Month - October
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Whoops! Correction: Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey Still Together
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President Hints At Greenspan Replacement
(2005-10-07) -- In the midst of a Republican firestorm over his so-called 'stealth' appointment of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, President George Bush today would only hint at who he has in mind to
Topless Milf Iraqi Protestors Sign With Vivid Video
(Hollywood--CA) Steven Hirsch, President of adult entertainment behemoth Vivid Video, is a pornographer with a social conscience. "I was at the anti-Iraq war protest last month. Yes. I'm anti-war. And I
Report: Millions of Canadian Men Experience Spontaneous, Unprompted Orgasms On Night of October 5
Reports indicate that millions of Canadian men across the country reported unexpected orgasmic experiences on the night of Wednesday, October 5. Coincidentally, that day happened to be opening night for the National Hockey League regular
Tom De Lay: “i Would've Gotten Away With It… ”
"Ethics? I don't need no stinking ethics!"
Written by Logan Williams
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Toronto Maple Leaf Forward Devastated He Wasn't Selected In Sudbury Hockey Pool
Toronto Maple Leaf Centre Nikolai Antropov expressed his deep regret today that he was not selected by any of the 17 participants in the D and M Mortgage Brokers office hockey pool in Sudbury.
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