Stories Archive by Month - October
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Sidney Crosby Fails To Resurrect The Dead In Rookie Debut
18-year-old Pittsburgh Penguins super phenom Sidney Crosby was disappointing in his official NHL debut last night against the New Jersey Devils. While the native of Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia turned in a workmanlike if not
Army Seeks New Recruits Among Active-duty Marines
Written by Jim Woster
BAGHDAD, Iraq (PoopyCaca.com) - Faced with a pressing shortage of...
Bill Bennett's Left Clavicle Might Be Racist, orthopedists Say
Radio host Bill Bennett's left clavicle might be
"about as racist as bones can get,"
according to orthopedists and race-relations experts.
The announcement comes in the wake of pro-Bennett
backers saying "he doesn't have a racist bone in
Bush Failed To Ask 'What Would Kristol Do?'
(2005-10-07) -- President George Bush today acknowledged that before appointing Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court he failed to ask himself the question that he habitually applies to such decisions: 'What would Kristol do?' William
One Remaining Canadian Still Upset About Nhl Lockout
While everybody seems to have forgiven the NHL and its players for the bitter lockout that resulted in the wipeout of the 2004-05 season, Gerald McCoveny of Cornwall, Ontario hasn't.
President Bush Nominates Michael Brown For Supreme Court
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Tuesday, October 4, 2005
Bush Picks White House Janitor To Run Department of The Interior
Unconfirmed sources report that the President has fired head of the Department of the Interior, Secretary Gale A. Norton, and replaced her with White House Janitor Henry Rodriguez. The President
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Are Pregnant
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