Stories Archive by Month - October
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President Bush Appoints Karen Hughes To Surgeon General Post
The Political Bank of Washington should notify President Bush that his political capital account is overdrawn. Having to rely on his self-proclaimed ability to see into one's soul, President Bush announced today that he intends
Jessica Simpson And Nick Lachey To Split
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Karl Rove Receives Medal of Freedom And Disappears
Washington, DC (Claw News Service) - Karl Rove surfaced at the White House this morning and after an early prayer breakfast was awarded the Medal of Freedom. Rumors have been swirling
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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Expecting Virgin Birth
HOLLYWOOD- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced yesterday that they are expecting their first little Scientologist next spring. Given the public displays of tonsil hockey put on by Cruise, 43,
Bush Lays Hands On Harriet Miers
Washington, DC (UPSI) - President Bush, this morning, sought to reassure flagging conservative supporters who appeared ready to break ranks over his appointment of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
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