Stories Archive by Month - October

Dear Jernal, A-man-on-dean-and-john criticized me at the UN and Hugo Chivas-regal sayed I was the D*vil – man, now I know what it is to get swiftboated by a liar. Listen up, Hugo, I did not smell like sulphur. That is mearly the smell of bullsh*t...

London - (Associated Mess): The War on Terra took on a sinister new twist in London today when ticket inspectors at London Transport's Strategic Logstics Unit brought down a suspected fare-dodger using an Operation Kratos-inspired...

TEL AVIV (UPI)—Tourists visiting Israel can now see the country's several nuclear weapon's facilities and touch hundreds of the nuclear weapons after Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert officially opened them to international goodwill visits...

Just five weeks before national elections, in the wake of allegations that disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley, R-FL, preyed on teenage boys, the House of Representatives this week will take up debate on...

Millersburg, PA - Donald Rumsfeld is attending classes on assertiveness with a leadership coach, it was revealed today...

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorRonald Reagan Washington National Airport, Virginia, March 11, 2007The Transportation Security Administration announced today that, effective immediately, all potentially explosive liquids are banned from all areas of...

The Islamic world rose up like a vicious clan of hyenas and howled for more Christian blood in reaction to Pope Benedict having made reference to a 14th Century text by Byzantine Emperor Manuel II Paleologus and characterizing Islam as a violent, “evil and inhuman...”

PRINCETON, New Jersey — Princeton University researchers have recently discovered numerous documents and hundreds of pages of notes authored by Albert Einstein during his years at the university. ..