Stories Archive by Month - October

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World First: Tony Bliar Tells The Truth!

World First: Tony Bliar Tells The Truth!

"I'm the Prime Minister and I do lie...The Child Support Agency is a failure that is fact which is now accepted by us..."

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Is God Punishing The Republican Party?

As Thomas Paine once said, "These are the times that try men's souls.", and so it now is for the Republican Party. Suffering from a scandal ridden couple of years...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 October 2006
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Owens Mulls Rehab For Publicity Addiction

Experts say Terrell Owens' recent non-suicide attempt may have been a cry for help from a man whose brain is afflicted with a malignant, metastasizing ego...

 Humor Gazette
Added: 03 October 2006
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Weird Al Vs. The Tick Contest Winners

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 BBSpot
Added: 03 October 2006
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Homeland Security Eases Liquid Carry-on Rules

WASHINGTON, DC — The Department of Homeland Security has eased the rules regarding what liquids can be carried on to commercial aircraft...

 Bongo News
Added: 03 October 2006
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Pakistan Already In Stone Age, Bombing Unnecessary

WASHINGTON, DC — Former United States Deputy Secretary of State, Richard Armitage, has gotten his bosses off the hook three times now, after he said that it was he – and not Dick ‘Dead Eye’ Cheney, Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby or Karl ‘Turd Blossom’ Rove – who exposed CIA operative Valerie Plame and broke Federal law...

 Bongo News
Added: 03 October 2006
Venture Capitalists Face New Kind of Clawback As Grizzlies Eye Blackberries

Venture Capitalists Face New Kind of Clawback As Grizzlies Eye Blackberries

BARSTOW CREEK, Alaska. For George Lowe, a September fly-fishing getaway was just the tonic he needed to recover from a grueling six-month period in which he closed four deals for Achilles Venture Partners, a Walnut...

Supporters Back Jet's Claim 49ers' Coach Like Hitler

Supporters Back Jet's Claim 49ers' Coach Like Hitler

HEMPSTEAD, New York. Stealing a page from Mel Gibson's playbook, New York Jets running back Kevan Barlow, a former San Francisco 49er, has called on friends and colleagues in the pro football community to support...

 The Spoof
Added: 03 October 2006


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