Stories Archive by Month - October

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Tupperware Introduces Casket Line To Gain Market Share

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. Eileen Drury is a blur of activity as she bustles about her living room, setting out snack foods for what she calls 'the biggest wing-ding at my house since the bridal shower I...

 The Spoof
Added: 03 October 2006
Details Emerge In British Terror Case

Details Emerge In British Terror Case

A 9-year-old terror suspect and his accomplice have been arrested by forty armed “Splat” officers, in connection with what is to be believed, the biggest ever terror plot to blow up balloons in a local...

 The Spoof
Added: 03 October 2006
Condi Rice Can't Remember George Tenet Or Cia

Condi Rice Can't Remember George Tenet Or Cia

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice denies advance warning of the 9/11 terror attacks by the CIA or director George Tenet...

 The Spoof
Added: 03 October 2006
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Videos Shows 9/11 Defenders Months Before Attacks

Washington, DC (APE) - September 11 defender, Condoleezza Rice smiles and jokes around in a video released for the first time against White House wishes, appearing with President Bush...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 03 October 2006
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Ex-Congressman Mark Foley Makes Fortune On 1-900 Sex Line

To reach former Congressman Mark Foley all you have to do is text "I'm Horny" to 99713. Two stipulations: (1) you should be male (2) you should be underage...

 Broken Newz
Added: 03 October 2006
Bush Fires Rumsfeld, Nominates Bob Woodward

Bush Fires Rumsfeld, Nominates Bob Woodward

White House sources today said that President George Bush, under increasing pressure to "win the peace" in Iraq, will fire embattled Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, and nominate Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward as...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 03 October 2006
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Bolton Keeps Pressure On Iranians

UN Ambassador John Bolton discusses Iran's recent proposal on uranium enrichment with President Bush via security encrypted walkie-talkies. The US has kept the pressure on Iran to conform with Security Council resolutions regarding their nuclear...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 03 October 2006
West Bank Protest Delayed By Lengthy Search For Danish Flag To Burn

West Bank Protest Delayed By Lengthy Search For Danish Flag To Burn

An angry protest in the West Bank over an unflattering cartoon of the prophet Mohammed was extensively delayed today when the angry mob realized they had no idea what the flag of...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 03 October 2006


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