Stories Archive by Month - October

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Cheney Is Dispatched To Middle East To Get Syrius About The Lesbianese

Cheney Is Dispatched To Middle East "To Get Syrius About The Lesbianese"

WASHINGTON, DC — Dick Cheney has been dispatched to the Middle East to hunt down Hizzah Huzzah Wooly Bullah, or whatever they are called...

 Bongo News
Added: 03 October 2006
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Public On Guard Over Release of 'Dangerous' Rottweiler

The public have been put on guard by the news that a dangerous rottweiler is due to be released into the community next June. Legal moves to restrain these animals are being demanded by frightened members of the public in a pre-emptive attempt to reduce the probable carnage...

 DeadBrain
Added: 03 October 2006
Changing Times

Changing Times

Newly Perfected Time Portal Technology Hailed as Greatest Innovation in Mass Entertainment Since Television! TV Executives Immediately Plan Historical Shockumentaries, Game Shows and Reality TV Contests!..

 The Sleaze
Added: 03 October 2006
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Tories Reveal Candidate Selection Procedure Secrets

Bournemouth - (Associated Mess): Ancient arcane rituals behind the scientific formula to select Tory Members of Parliament have been revealed at today's opening session of the Conservative Party Conference in Bournemouth, following media accusat...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2006
Israel Gets EU Green Light

Israel Gets EU Green Light

The European Commission has recommended that Israel be admitted to the European Union on Jan. 1 but attached unprecedented conditions, signaling there is still deep unease about the union's expansion into the Middle East and...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2006
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Top 9 Mark Foley Pick-up Lines

Hi. I am Congressman Mark Foley of Florida and I do not approve of the following pick-up lines. However, I have used all of them at one time or another. 9. Was your father a...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 02 October 2006
Clinton Global Initiative Concludes That Hillary Should Be President

Clinton Global Initiative Concludes That Hillary Should Be President

Bill Clinton has hosted the second annual meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative, where world leaders, CEOs and Barbra Streisand...

 Bongo News
Added: 02 October 2006
Animals Cry Crocodile Tears For Steve Irwin

Animals Cry Crocodile Tears For Steve Irwin

AUSTRALIA ZOO, Beerwah, Australia — Six-year old boys around the world wept during the televised memorial service for the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, but the animals celebrated his demise...

 Bongo News
Added: 02 October 2006


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