Stories Archive by Month - October

WASHINGTON, DC — Dick Cheney has been dispatched to the Middle East to hunt down Hizzah Huzzah Wooly Bullah, or whatever they are called...

The public have been put on guard by the news that a dangerous rottweiler is due to be released into the community next June. Legal moves to restrain these animals are being demanded by frightened members of the public in a pre-emptive attempt to reduce the probable carnage...

Newly Perfected Time Portal Technology Hailed as Greatest Innovation in Mass Entertainment Since Television! TV Executives Immediately Plan Historical Shockumentaries, Game Shows and Reality TV Contests!..

Bournemouth - (Associated Mess): Ancient arcane rituals behind the scientific formula to select Tory Members of Parliament have been revealed at today's opening session of the Conservative Party Conference in Bournemouth, following media accusat...

The European Commission has recommended that Israel be admitted to the European Union on Jan. 1 but attached unprecedented conditions, signaling there is still deep unease about the union's expansion into the Middle East and...

Hi. I am Congressman Mark Foley of Florida and I do not approve of the following pick-up lines. However, I have used all of them at one time or another. 9. Was your father a...

Bill Clinton has hosted the second annual meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative, where world leaders, CEOs and Barbra Streisand...

AUSTRALIA ZOO, Beerwah, Australia — Six-year old boys around the world wept during the televised memorial service for the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, but the animals celebrated his demise...