Stories Archive by Month - October

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Chinese To Add Chicken Sexing To 2008 Olympics

Chinese To Add Chicken Sexing To 2008 Olympics

GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Eunice Holcomb has long been a valued employee at the Swift Poultry Processing plant in this idyllic town in central Missouri that features a horseshoe pit on the town square and not...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2006
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U.S Has Hard Time Fearing Teeny Tiny Korean Army

Responding to criticism that North Korea is our greatest threat and that therefore his administration should be making plans to wage war against Kim Jong Il rather than other dictators, President Bush said today that...

 Broken Newz
Added: 02 October 2006
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 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 02 October 2006
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Columnist Uses Polygamy To Keep Anecdotes Flowing

KANSAS CITY, Mo. It's 6:30 p.m., and Anson Myers has a looming deadline for the thrice-weekly column he writes for the Kansas City Star. He hasn't written a word yet, but he doesn't appear nervous...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2006
Bush: Staying The Course In Iraq 'Will Embolden The Idiots'

Bush: Staying The Course In Iraq 'Will Embolden The Idiots'

WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- Gloves-off election-year rhetoric hit the radio Saturday, as President Bush argued that his supporters are wrongheaded to argue the 'stay the course policy' in Iraq...

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Dogs Stage A Coup In Thailand

"Wag the Human" was the rallying cry as thousands of dogs took to the streets of Bangkok...

 Bongo News
Added: 02 October 2006
President Bush Gets Ridden Out of Town On A Rail

President Bush Gets Ridden Out of Town On A Rail

(BILOXI) - Republicans, fed up to here, Democrats even more-so with President Bush finally reached the bubbling point and physically rode the president out of Washington DC on a rail just like they used to...

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HP Admits To Congress That Execs Don't Know Common Word Meanings

Washington, D.C. — Revelations flooded the (tender?) ears of members of a House subcommittee (and C-SPAN addicts) during a hearing to investigate Hewlett-Packard's spying activities. Not since Watergate have we witnessed covert operations like this...

 The Spoof
Added: 02 October 2006


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