Stories Archive by Month - October

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Hamas Conspicuously Absent From Pan-Arab Hezbollah Love Fest

BEIRUT — Over the past few weeks, as Islamic Fundamentalists from Afghanistan to Yemen have been rejoicing over Hezbollah’s performance against the Israeli Defense Force, one inconspicuous faction of the God is Great zealots has been conspicuously quiet: Hamas...

 Bongo News
Added: 06 October 2006
House Outlaws Computers In Wake of Masturgate

House Outlaws Computers In Wake of Masturgate

Speaker of the House Dennis ("Denny") Hastert announced yesterday that the U.S. House of Representatives has banned all computers, BlackBerries, modern cell...

 Avantnews
Added: 06 October 2006
Paris Hilton Versus Shanna Moakler: Who Would Win?

Paris Hilton Versus Shanna Moakler: Who Would Win?

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 The Chortler
Added: 06 October 2006
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Tax Code Found To Be Safe Yet Powerful Aphrodisiac

WASHINGTON, D.C. It's October, and across the nation women are returning from appointments with their OB/GYN's with ultrasounds of babies that are due in January...

 The Spoof
Added: 06 October 2006
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Announcement To Be Made Three Days Before The Mid-term Elections

PREDICTION Time: Three days before Mid-Term Elections Place: The White House, D.C. Event: A Speech to Nation by President Bush...

 Bongo News
Added: 06 October 2006
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Coeds Try Roller Derby To Get Into Top Schools

CROTON-ON-HUDSON, New York. Caitlin Morgan has dreamed about attending Wellesley College, her mother's alma mater, almost as long as she can remember...

 The Spoof
Added: 06 October 2006
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Hastert Unhurt After Freakish Bus Accident Outside of Capitol Building

Washington, DC (APE) - Authorities are describing house Speaker Dennis Hastert's survival of a bus accident just outside the Capitol building early this morning, as miraculous. They stated that...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 October 2006
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Rappers Try Traditional Look For Contrast With White Imitators

WELLESLEY, Mass. Jennifer Wilkins doesn't get many strange requests in her job as a sales associate at Talbots, the upscale women's clothing store, in this suburb of Boston. 'One time a woman wanted returned a...

 The Spoof
Added: 06 October 2006


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