Stories Archive by Month - October
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Bush Lied, People... Oh Damn, I Think I Crapped My Pants Again
The World Can't Wait: Day of Mass Resistance held in New York City yesterday brought out more than a few dignitaries who were quite vocal in their opposition to President Bush and his evil policies...
Two Rock-Paper-Scissors Leagues To Merge
TORONTO. The two professional rock-paper-scissors leagues today announced that they have ended their rivalry and will merge in the biggest sports combination since the American and National Football Leagues agreed to join forces in 1969...
Streisand Taps Islamic Rage Boy For Yentl Sequel
Barbra Streisand has chosen TNOYF's very own Islamic Rage Boy for the long-awaited sequel to Yentl, TNOYF editors have learned. In a short press release, Streisand's publicist said that the famed actress and singer agreed...
Different Worlds, Agendas Meld At "World Can't Wait" Protest
The World Can't Wait: Day of Mass Resistance held yesterday in Union Square, provided a venue for individuals with widely varied and far reaching agendas to mingle and strategize. Harmony Sanderson, (left), a vegetable rights...
Tattoos Find Favor Among Busy CPAs
CHICAGO. Sheryl Wilkins, a senior tax manager at the Deloitte Touche accounting firm, has just recovered from last spring's tax filing season, and isn't looking forward to the end-of-the-year rush that she says 'comes with...
Democrats Puzzled Over How To Fumble Foley Scandal
WASHINGTON, DC - Leading Democrats have admitted to being flummoxed by the problem of "how to destroy any political advantage brought about by the GOP's cover-up of a Senatorial sex predator", it was revealed today...
Congress OKs $20 Mil For Victory Parties But Not For Body Armor
WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- The military's top generals have warned Iraq is on the edge of all out civil war and that U.S. troops must remain in large numbers until at...
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