Stories Archive by Month - October

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College Bowl To Return With Texas Hold 'Em Format

INDIANAPOLIS. College Bowl, the '60's quiz show that pitted Phi Beta Kappas from competing colleges against each other, is set to return this fall as the NCAA fights to put the 'student' back in 'student-athlete'...

 The Spoof
Added: 06 October 2006
Crowe And Campbell To Create World's Most Violent Child

Crowe And Campbell To Create World's Most Violent Child

RUSSELL Crowe and Naomi Campbell are set to have a baby in a bid to create the world's most violent human being...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 October 2006
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Decline And Fall of The Holy Republican Empire

Washington DC - (Associated Mess): Trouble in Republican TheoCon paradise tonight as the beleagured Bush Administration fights a rearguard action to stop its downward plunge into freefall ratings oblivion following the busting of lurid juvenile...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 October 2006
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Hall of Fame Prepares Oversize Wing For Steroid Stars

COOPERSTOWN, New York. Baseball's Hall of Fame has a Veterans' Committee and separate admission rules for Negro League and Women's League players, but those initiatives pale beside the latest concept on the museum's drawing board...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 October 2006
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Harvard To Stop Awarding Degrees To Advantaged Students

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts — After terminating its early admission program in the belief that it favored advantaged students, Harvard University has gone a step further and will stop awarding degrees to advantaged students...

 Bongo News
Added: 05 October 2006
IRA 'Nice People To Do Business With'

IRA 'Nice People To Do Business With'

Former Republican terrorists in Northern Ireland are turning their hands to pottery and jam-making, the Independent Monitoring Commission said today...

 DeadBrain
Added: 05 October 2006
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Forensic Breakthrough Could Identify Minute Traces of Tory Policy

A breakthrough in forensic technology could make it up to 40% easier to find Conservative policies, experts have said. Until now scientists have struggled to identify policies in David Cameron's speeches...

 DeadBrain
Added: 05 October 2006
Foley Lawyer Cites Second-hand Smoke, Trans Fats

Foley Lawyer Cites Second-hand Smoke, Trans Fats

The attorney for disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley today offered more biographical background about his client who allegedly used his elected position to prey on high school boys sexually...



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