Stories Archive by Month - October
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Dennis Hastert Fights To Save His Job, But Didn't Fight To Save The Children
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News, Republicans are watching in amazement as House Speaker, Dennis Hastert fights tooth and nail to hold on to his leadership position. Many others are asking the question...
Republican Party Stumbles Toward November Implosion
(Washington D.C.) It has been tough week for Republicans in Congress and the President. The GOP fortunes seemed to be on the up swing following a series of fear mongering 9/11...
Priest Who Molested Mark Foley Was Abducted By Space Alien Suffering From Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
On the heels of ex-Congressman Mark Foley's revelation that he was molested as a young child by a priest came the shocking revelation that a space alien from the planet Xena actually abducted the priest...
Cameron: "BHS Is Safe In My Hands"
David Cameron today announced that protecting the popular BHS chain of high street stores would be his main priority if the Conservatives form the next government...
Ted Kennedy Recommends Hooters Girls As Replacements For Underage Pages
Members of congress have been meeting to decide how best to protect underage Pages. The following are some of the ideas proposed by members of congress...
Russia Will Nuke Georgia!
RUSSIA-'I would not advise anyone to talk to Russia in the language of provocation and blackmail,' Mr Putin said to Russian Parliament on Wednesday. 'I am talking about Georgia here.'...
The Only Queer Republican Loses His Job
WASHINGTON, AC/DC — Representative Mark Foley (Republican, Florida), who resigned amid revelations that he sent highly-charged, sexually explicit e-mails to Congressional pages...
Hundreds of Countries Reclassified As "Dwarf Countries"
San Fransisco, CA- In a surprising vote, the Association of American Geographers has reclassified all but four countries as "dwarf countries." This mirrors the action taken by astronomers who reclassified Pluto as a dwarf planet last month...
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