Stories Archive by Month - October
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Moon To Bomb Earth On Friday
Washington DC-- The Moon will bomb the Earth on Friday. Targets include the Atlantic Ocean, California, and Illinois. The moon creatures are doing this purely for scientific research. They want to see if their is
Bank Releases One Million Account Numbers And Passwords In Preemptive Strike Against Hackers
Little Rock, Arkansas − Third American Bank and Trust of Arkansas announced that the company had released one million customer account numbers and passwords in a preemptive move against attacking hackers.
Apple Removes Sync From Itunes To Thwart Palm
Cupertino, CA − Apple has decided to take extreme measures in the back and forth battle with Palm. To prevent the Palm Pre from syncing with iTunes, Apple has removed the ability of iTunes to
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
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Added: 07 October 2009
Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex With Polanski And Letterman Was A 'Joke-Joke'!
Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman.
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Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret
Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy
Kelly Osbourne of Dancing With The Stars Burns Her Armpits
HOLLYWOOD - Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's little girl, Kelly has admitted to Dancing With The Stars executives that she has burned her armpits.
The British lass said that a day before the show she sprayed on
Glastonbury Festival 2010 Sells Out In 5 Minutes, Only Problem Is Nobody Knows The Crap Line-up
The annual Glastonbury "Bash" is sold out for 2010 without the organisers divulging their main acts.
The once so famous rock festival (Led Zeppelin performed there once!) now turned into a mega-festival of, well, much to
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