Stories Archive by Month - October

Executives at an Indian airline have hailed as a tremendous success, a new service which caters for the depraved and sex-mad amongst travellers, providing in-flight gratuitous sex facilities. Kabbadi Air started its service with a flight

Article republished with permission from @theoraclespeak at The Oracle Speaks. Read and comment on the original post here. The global community of gauche, shy and reticent people today announced they had been working on a special project called

After centuries of proclamations by citizens that "[some politician, religious group, or minority] is ruining this country", the United States finally entered a state of ruin today, dissolving all federal, state, and local governments and

The latest blockbuster movie to wow the Yanks is Zombieland starring Woody Harrelson, better known as that Zombie barkeeper, thanks Frazier, Cheers. Only problem haunting the movie was the refusal of Janet Jackson to star alongside

In a peculiar move NASA has announced it plans on bombing the moon with a minivan piloted by a housewife chatting on her cell phone while making a late left turn on a yellow. The minivan

After running out of fresh excuses to strike, MP's have been left infuriated with the Royal Mail's leading union over the reasons behind their currently monthly strike. It appears the unions were balloted last week because

LONDON - Kate Gosselin of the TLC Network's reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame confessed to BBC morning talk show host Evelyn Doverduff that her estranged husband has gone into their dual checking

Popular singer Britney Spears has been arrested at the Atlanta Airport after security guards had arrivals pose in front of a full body scan. Britney, who was very upset, sent for her manager who immediately called