Stories Archive by Month - October

It's Open! No, not the chip shop down the road. The 19th Commonwealth Games was officially opened by Prince Charles, who made an iconic speech to mark the day. "It gives me great joy to say

Supermarket giant Tesbury's recently run competition was won by the only person who entered. The competition was a simple question and answer competition, where the question was "Name the first man on the moon." Marjorie Simpson of

In a startling development regarding the newly discovered Earth-like "Goldilocks" planet known as Gliese 581g, A NASA spokesman has revealed that communications have been received, apparently confirming that life does indeed exist on other planets.

Philadelphia, PA-- Best friends forever really are forever, at least in the world of Facebook. Recently deceased friends and relatives are still able to post insipid comments and remarks on the website, directly from

Fox News now represents 42% of all media news sources combined! Or as I call it, the Red Badge of Discourage. I can tolerate Chris Wallace, Shep Smith is a likeable goof, and I

London - (Lost Luggage News): A website marketing the North Face holdall - similar to the one that bagged up MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams - has pulled its customer reviews offline. Last week the site had

World renowned actress Emma Thompson has spoken out criticisin' t' sloppy use o' t' English language. T'51-year-old Oscar winner told a well known magazine that people who did not speak properly made her feel "insane She parley'd:

A top Francophobe is planning to bring a swish Paris shopping street down a peg or two. UK retail magnate, Mick "Stack 'Em Up" Envelope, has welcomed the news that low-ticket clothing shop H&M has been